Philadelphia

Dear Philadelphia,

Thank you so much for breaking the flower pot in front of my house. Oh yeah, and also the two in the back of my house. It's just so nice to know that after you've dedicated almost two years of your life to helping the youth of a city that the same youth will come and break your nice flower pots. Also, thank you Philadelphia criminals who ruined my friend Laura's flowers because you turned her flower pot upside down so you could stand on it to try to break into her second floor window. Who knew flower pots were so versatile? Nice work, Philadelphia.

Love,

Rachel